There are a few things you ought to know about me: I am a part of the Virginian elite. Talk shit; get hit. I enjoy the finer things in life such as strong drink, solid conversation, and voluptuous women. I am bawdy, crass, and have a tendency toward cursing and lewdness. I am a veteran of the Revoloutionary War, and am married to a bombshell. If you so much as turn a lustful eye toward my Lizzy, know that it shall be the last thing you do.
